Bark 960 Count Dog Waste Poop Bags, Unscented with Handles (Pack of 8)

How do they work?
These bags are made from a combination of corn starch and cane sugars. If properly composted they will break down completely into carbon dioxide and water in 180 days. Plus, our packaging is completely biodegradable. The box is made from recycled card, the bags are on recycled cores - even the stickers use soy ink.

Do they smell?
They lock in the smell, yes. If you’re looking for lavender waterfall mist with vanilla fruit explosion...that’s not us. These bags are uncensored and unscented. It’s poop. You know what you signed up for, deal with it.

Why so expensive? 
Well, to sum it up,
Natural ingredients = natural decomposition = it’s unfortunate, in today’s world, that to make something that works as intended and works well it costs more to create = expensive

Why should I buy Absurd Turds?
We are not trying to convince you to buy our product. We are challenging you to do better. To consider an alternative. To make a small change that can have a worldwide impact. To be a catalyst to improve an industry that produces too many single use plastics that do not break down. We as a business are doing our small part...are you up to the challenge?

Are you absurd enough?

Thank You!
From our small team to you. If you did decide to purchase our bags, welcome to the family. We are glad that you too are trying to get this sh!t under control.
We hope you enjoy the bags and get all those absurd turds that our pups leave behind. (You can use them for any animal - we don’t judge)